Two points are connected by a straight line.
Simple and direct.
Like a punch.
When the time is right,
I'll use the shortest way to solve a problem.
Not everyone will agree with this method.
But that's me.
I'm Zhu Fu Long.
"Fu" for Prosperity, "Long" (Dragon) from the little Dragon.
Weight 66.4 kilograms. A quick and nimble policeman.
(TV) - I didn't do it, I didn't do it...
I'm gonna beat you to death...!
Please don't hit me again!
I'm really innocent, Sister Lin.
Get lost!
Chloe, are you done?
Are you done? Hurry up.
Oh, coming... On my way.
Getting ready for this long!
Everything is ready, except you!
Are you waiting for an invitation?
Quick.. run faster!
Quick, the director is waiting!
Ready.
I'm ready, Boss.
Shh! The director's reviewing the script...
Hurry...! Hurry!
Is this okay?
What's the hurry? Wait a minute.
Hey, phone!
Hello, Chloe?
Finished work?
I'm doing my final scene, are you ready yet?
Don't forget the red envelope for my mum...
And be at the photo shooting before 1 pm.
Or I won't marry you!
I'll be in trouble if you don't marry me!
Since you already know, please don't be late.
Also, I've prepared a suit for you. It's in the closet.
Remember to wear it, okay?
Yeah that's the one...!
Wow!
What?
That's in fashion, don't you know?
Alright, enough talk.
Time for work, see you later...
Bye, bye...
Move aside!
Excuse me, aren't we just shooting the one scene?
It'll look great if we get it done all in one take.
One take?
No way, I'm scared of heights...
Can't we just wait for the stuntman, okay?
Why did you jump? The camera's not rolling yet!
Do it again!
Hey Rong, what a surprise.
- Buying some snacks and drinks. -We're in action today.
Do you need help?
- Huang-sir is just hungry -No need...
Want to help?
No need...
-Aren't you on leave today? -Sharp dressed man!
Taking my wedding photos today.
Remember, come to my wedding next month.
Hey, take care.
Got it, what's most important?
People's safety!
Have you eaten enough?
You'll get fat quickly.
Today we're catching network marketers (MLM).
Going to the bank?
Wow!
What? Do I look handsome?
Exploding with handsomeness!
Looking like a hotel manager.
Why? Taking your wedding photo with Chloe at a hotel?
That's in fashion, what do you know?
People who're getting married have their brain full of water.
-Good morning -Good morning
Dear customer, please wait...
Wow, too many people!
Sir!
Station, there's a minivan parked on Queen's Road.
Please call a tow truck, thank you.
Boss, can I borrow a lighter?
I don^t have one. Find one at the mini mart nearby.
Thanks.
Crazy.
What's your name?
Huang Jing Chen
Mr. Huang, what's your birthday?
27 March 2000
Sir, you're more mature than expected, identification number?
What do you intend?
I'm Hong Kong SAR traffic police
Huang Zhu Rau, number: 71337.
You have parked illegally and will be fined 320 dollars.
You can pay via internet banking, check or cash, doesn't matter.
Driving license?
How about I report you for obstruction?
Hope you die.
Hello darling,
I'm at the bank waiting in line.
Have you withdrawn the money?
I came here as soon as possible.
Did I stress you out?
No, I'm just too slow.
So, did you take care of it?
I'm next in line.
Then, it's my fault?
No, it's my fault...
Three distinguished guests...
Wow, go the flu?
If you'll definitely want to sign up for this insurance...
It's OK...
There's no signal.
Don't worry.
Boss!
Get down on the floor!
Empty your pockets...
Open the vault!
I don't have the key.
Dare lying to me?
Empty your pockets, or you wanna end up like him?
I don't want to give you my (toy)car...
Kiddo, uncle just wants to play with your car...
I'll just barrow it, okay?
-Why are you taking his car? -I'll just barrow it, okay?
Please don't take his toy.
Kill him!
If everyone would just pay up...
Gotta be kidding me.
Don't push it or I'll kill you!
Damn hotel manager.
Show yourself!
Alarm, let's get out of here!
Hurry.
Move, move!
Boss, just wait a minute.
Don't move, you rotten cop.
Police! Don't move!
This car?
Doesn't matter.
Let's go!
It's none of my business, please just let me go.
Why'd you hit me?
Swerve til' he falls off!
Zhu Fu Long?
Yes, he's there right now.
Call for backup immediately!
Avoid casualties and protect the citizens.
Kill him!
Damn hotel manager.
I won't give up that easily.
How are you holding up, Huang-sir?
Long, kick their ass... kill them!
Let's attack together!
Long, take your shoot... Do your special move!
Stop! Pull over!
Go to hell!
Who told you to be a bad guy...
This is your last chance.
If you surrender, I'll tell the judge to give you a reduced sentence.
If not, you'll die too.
It's you who forced me!
Damn police, you're dead.
Now you made me get serious.
You won't stand a chance.
Banana Daily Post, always with you 24/7.
With a special live report for you.
We're looking at this handsome and dashing bank robber engaged in a fight with a brides groom. Hong Kong counts on you!
Yes, Boss Lao, what's up?
What do you say?
Many people are watching, keep broadcasting?
Right.
Here, take this hammer.
Don't give up!
How are you viewers?
Do you really wanna know what's going on?
Take a look.
A handsome groom is currently in a fight with a ruthless gangster.
Let's look at the brides groom.
How handsome!
What about the gangster?
Very ruthless.
You two fight keep fighting...
-Many people are watching, you know? - Bald turtle! You're in my way.
Go lost with your bald head! -Who're you calling bald?
It's you, bald turtle! -Say that again if you dare.
Gangster, how are you feeling?
What the...
Truly a gangster!
A few words from the brides groom...
Die!
Hit the gas!
Stop the car!
Banana!
Banana is finished.
Hold on!
No worries.
Thanks for your concern Baldy.
Now the situation is very dyer.
- Our 7 million Hong Kong citizens... - Charging toward the police station?
Wow, that was fast!
What's happening...?
Move aside!
Out of my way!
Chief, are you alright?
Are you alright? Why didn't anyone tell you?
You worried me to death.
Zhu Fu Long!
Wait a minute!
Today I...
rushed back from Shenzhen to Hong Kong for our photo shoot.
And you?
You left me behind and went on a live broadcast!
When I saw Huang in mortal danger, How could I not help him?
He's like my brother, we're both policemen. What police?
Are you the only cop in Hong Kong? Have the others all been wiped out?
I followed you for ten years, you told me that this time I would be the lead. And now?
All of Hong Kong is laughing at me... I've lost face!
- That's just gossip. - Gossip, my ass!
You've never even been promoted, how can you take care of me?
If you could then I wouldn't have to work anymore!
- I've been telling you not to work. How can I not take care of you? - If I stop working, who's gonna look after me?
I'd better stop talking.
- It's okay, just say it...!
- Say it! I'll let you say it.
Say it!
Tell me!
In fact...
What kind of actress are you?
That's not even a proper job...
You're an actress on TV...
Besides getting beat up by others and still getting beat up by others.
Why bother?
You have only one expression from head to toe...
What are you saying?
Stop forcing yourself.
One expression?
I'll give you ten different expressions!
That...
You hit me.
Zhu Fu Long, you bastard!
-It's you who attacked me! -Now you're talking about me?
I'm not done with you yet!
Alright, I'll lay it out for you today...
On my mother's 60th birthday, you dived into the sea...
I was saving someone.
-Who were you saving? What were you wearing? -Swimming Trunks!
Those were the pink trunks I gave you!
You embarrassed me!
Do you think you're Superman? The Earth will stop spinning without you?
You're the person that's disrupting the Earth!
What are you talking about?
You care more about those criminals than me!
I'll ask you...
When did we first meet?
Answer me...! Quick!
8 July 2006
What's my favorite color?
White!
My family dog's name?
Sunny, Dolly, Bobby!
When did my parents first meet?
October 7th, 1957.
How did you know?
Doesn't count.
My favorite actor?
Brad Pitt. -Wrong!
Gary Oldman. -Wrong!
Al Pacino. -Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Last week you said you liked Al Pacino,
This week you changed? - I don't like him this week, okay?
- You're messing with me! - Yes, I'm messing with you.
I'm going to beat you too.
Hey, careful...!
There are more than 30 thousand police officers in Hong Kong.
Why did you crash in front of the Commissioner?
Don't you know he's petty?
He's said it before, you're too much troubles.
I tried my best.
Let's hear it...
Tony's three brothers, how could you forget...
That year I was at Nam Sang Wai. It was one versus three.
Destroying their entire syndicate.
Even so I wasn't credited for all the hard work.
Because you burned down half of Nam Sang Wai.
Those environmentalists are still pissed.
Saying you ravished nature and burned those poor birds.
What about Prat Ave?
I was alone in the back alley, only armed with a broken baton.
Against that... National Wushu champion Jin Mao Zi.
I nearly died!
You've got the wrong guy!
Still denying...
It's not me, I'm not the one -It's you!
I'm only wearing a white coat -It's you!
It wasn't always like this...
I solved the case and saved people.
You got promoted, I went down.
The rank on your shoulder, what's mine is yours
Doesn't count
Now even my wife has left me
What's wrong with this world?
Told you not to chase after foolish girls.
Actress... very professional.
Bringing the whole community... Happiness.
A noble career, okay?
Still a foolish woman.
Never mind.
How long have I been in this division?
Seven months?
Tonight at seven,
At Fook Lam Moon, let's celebrate my promotion.
Don't be late.
Salute!
Guys don't worry about me.
Remember three things:
Keep your promise, maintain your appearance, stay fit!
Long.
The important thing is that people are safe.
Be careful everyone, stay safe.
Take it easy, we will solve your case.
Take care of your health.
There is still more, next month...
Don't save money for my wedding.
Now we can go home on time!
It's been troublesome, sis.
Zhu-sir, you've worked so hard.
Always cycling during your free time. We should go for a massage instead.
I got news... There's some commotion at Nam Ya Zai.
You gotta get me transferred.
I am really worried.
That our brothers might be in danger.
Long, think about it...
Every time a hero saves the world,
destroying half of it before saving people,
Is he demonstrating peace?
What are you saying? I don't understand.
Since you left, everyone's been motivated.
We've got less crime and everyone gets home for dinner on time.
Taking care of yourself, doesn't stop the Earth from rotating.
Look at these beautiful trees.
Take it easy... just appreciate the scenery, alright?
No need to treat it like a contest every time alright?
Most important is to follow the flow...
Be comfortable, be relaxed.
I can't go any further
Be comfortable, be relaxed
Nonsense!
Who planted these trees?
Without urban development, who will repair the road?
I need to keep going...
Go...!
Hey! Who's in charge of repairing this road?
Just a minor setback, nothing to be embarrassed about.
Because with intensity and vigor, there's also success even in setbacks.
It's not me who said it.
It's this brother who said it.
Golden Dragon Fist...
Tang Lung asks the way...
Big dragon's tail swing.
Chloe, after being nominated for the Golden Broom award,
have you improved your acting?
What do you know about acting?
-Chloe, don't give up. -How about we talk about your past loves?
Do you have any millennial men after you lately?
-Actually ... -Are you looking for one?
I'd rather not talk about love matters...
Can we talk about work instead?
Actually, I want to go to Japan... -Oh! Ping Ping, move...!
Hurry up, Zhu Fu Long.
I want to eat lunch.
Alright, brother.
Found it already.
Is it this one? -That's right.
Here.
Stay safe -I'm going to eat.
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday to...
Zhu Fu Long.
What's the most important?
That people are safe.
I'll beat you..!
Next week is the transfer of the Tsukiji fish market rights.
You better check it carefully, old man.
- Master...!
How unfair!
Takashi, you're finally here?
Don't be noisy! Come here!
Watch TV and learn Chinese.
Book her for our upcoming event.
This is Yuji Yamamoto.
The one who's throwing bananas, or the one eating it?
You're kidding?
The one throwing bananas.
This Japanese man was injured during that bank robbery case
He's a JAV Director
There's a blood clot on the left side of his brain, pressing on the surface.
But it's okay,
Just a bit of memory loss.
Hey, there.
It's like this...
Japanese police confirmed
He's linked to a traffic accident in Tokyo.
Therefore, we have to return him to Japan.
I want to leave this matter to you.
Documents and tickets, you'll depart the day after tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow, so soon?
Stupid, urgency has its perks
You're capable
After that I'll write a report and have you transferred.
Promise?
Of course -I'm counting on you.
It's your opportunity, Long -I'm really counting on you... Of course -I'm counting on you.
It's your opportunity, Long -I'm really counting on you...
I'm too good to you, you know?
Why are you running away?
What are you doing?
Nothing -Why are you in such a hurry?
It's nothing...
Hey! Huang...
Officer Huang
We've been looking for you all over.
You still haven't paid for your checkup.
Don't worry, he'll help me out.
Long, I'll just leave this to you
Don't mess this up.
Hey... Huang, my transfer is counting on you.
Sir, for payment this way...
How much does he owe, nurse?
all in all 58,000!
Including free hemorrhoid removal.
Hey...
Chloe
It's me...
Zhu Fu Long?
Why are you so fat?
Did I get fat?
You're much fatter than before -Just a little fatter...
A lot more?
I hardly recognized you.
I was transferred to another office
The evidence room
Did you know
Just sitting there, keep eating and sitting.
Turned me into this
I'll do a diet when I return.
Where to?
Going to Japan for work, how about you?
Me too
Just in case, remember to be careful.
Don't try too hard.
Most importantly... -Stay out of trouble.
Oh yeah, lately...
Congratulations, your drama...
It's extremely popular, I watch it too.
Thanks.
Everyone, the plane is about to take off
Please return to your seats and put on your seat belts.
I'll return to my seat. Bye, bye.
Chloe
Let's have lunch some time.
Chloe-san
Hello, this is Endo-san in charge of repatriation.
I'm your translator, Maggie.
Long -san, please -Thank you
Did you just fart?
Did you fart?
It wasn't me...I don't eat spicy food.
It really stinks!
He took a shit.
Let's head to the toilet
- No problem? -Yes, I'll bring him along
Zhu-sir, would you like to buy something?
My treat.
Sure, alright.
What about you?
No thanks, I'm okay.
Okay, thanks.
Zhu-sir, is this your first trip to Japan?
Not really.
-Did you come here with your girlfriend? -Yes
But we've separated
It's in the past
I don't want to poop, there's nothing
I know, it was me who farted
Go
You're dead this time.
Oh no!
Don't come any closer...!
My neck
Being a translator is my part-time job
Actually, my dream,
is to be a tap dancer
Now,
I want to be a helicopter pilot
Streaker?
He ran away! Mr Long!
Catch him...!
My neck...
Are you ok?
How unfortunate!
Being unfortunate from Hong Kong to Tokyo?
Hey!
Vehicle in front, stop immediately.
Endo -san... Wait!
Suspect at the back, put on some pants.
I'm Maggie, translator for the Japanese police.
I am Chinese.
I studied at Tokyo University
-Not Beijing University, but Tokyo University. -Excuse me.
22 years old.
Hey... Excuse me
Which hot spring? I like hot springs too.
Hey, Huang-sir
How's it going, Long?
Everything is smooth-sailing
Fantastic, did you buy any gifts for me?
No problem, I got face masks and diet pills for you
Hey
But we have a problem
That is...
The suspect escaped
Escaped?
Fuck!
No... Listen to me... -Escaped? How could he have escaped?
Don't worry
The suspect is only 75 kg, how could he escape?
Do you want me to join you in the evidence room?
Why are you doing this to me?
Why? -The Japanese police are very proactive
They promised me
within 2 hours, they will definitely recapture the suspect.
If there's any news I'll call you, okay?
You'd better pray they find him
Or you won't even be working in the evidence room -Don't worry...
Good people getting bad karma...
I'll call you if there's news, okay?
Ouch, it hurts... Sir.
You did your best.
Very very strong -I can't understand your English.
I will lose my job, I still need to eat.
I don't understand, translator...
Maggie, come here...
They can't find him, now what?
Endo -san...!
Why did you lie to me?
They said they are unable to find the suspect
I supported you!
How did you know?
I told him
Zhu Fu Long, I'm warning you, I know where you stay -Huang-sir, listen to me...
-You lied to me, that's it -Am I not telling you now?
Okay, I swear
If we can't find him, I won't return to Hong Kong.
I'm getting my buddy "Thor" to assist you
If there's any problem just talk to him, If you run out of cash get it from him.
Thor! Remember his name, Thor!
There's been a mistake.
Endo -san,
This is not my bag!
Excuse me!
Zhu Fu Long?
Who are you?
Thor
Hello
Finally found him.
Yes
I'll bring him right away.
Yes, see you later
My farts are useful after all. No way it's too smelly!
Thor
There. That's my chestnut stand
Iron Palm?
-Hang in there! - I'll do my best!
It's not even hot
Everything's not hot, it's just for show
As long as you can earn money and make everyone happy.
I live upstairs, let's grab a seat.
Even this will do?
We can't do business like this
Why did you come to Japan?
I'll tell you next time
I came more than 10 years ago.
Huang Se Chen is my junior
Back in Hong Kong I was also a cop.
They call me the Hot-Handed Detective
Your title
All of mankind knows
Huang Se Chen has informed me of your case
No need for him to say
My name is on the news headlines daily
Good environment.
Love is best found by chance
Pay for his 200,000 yen first
What 200,000?
He said you would pay me on his behalf
When he brought girls to Japan to play, it was me footing the bill
Seriously.
He told me I could lend from you
My suitcase is gone, you know.
Damn! He's playing with us
It's useless to pace up and down
You still have to pay money.
No! I want to go to the toilet,
Can't stand it anymore
Why didn't you say so earlier. In that corner!
Welcome.
Excuse me
One beer.
Yes!
We're closing for today!
I'm looking for the lady boss
All of you, get out at once!
Welcome.
Get the sake, hurry up.
I know you're here to collect debts.
Please give me a few more days.
Losing bets, you better pay up
Five days.
Four days.
Three days...
Pay up now!
Please collect the interest first
Are you playing with me?
Do you still want your business?
Can you be more logical?
You messed up my business, how can I make money?
If I can't earn money how can I repay you?
Just pay the money, asshole!
Asshole!
If you take my life, you won't get any money!
Destroy the place.
Do your best!
I'm treating everyone to chestnuts
It's delicious...
Sorry
Who are you? What do you want?
Bastard, how dare you hit him!
I can hit him, you can't!
Let's discuss things peacefully
Go to hell!
What did you say?
Sorry.
You can't even take care of a kid
Here's money, please don't hit him.
It's all I have, please accept it.
It's too late to pay now.
Please stop...!
All of you, up against the wall!
Let me see some ID!
What are you doing?
This is bad...
I need a diet...
Please move aside...
Zhu Fu Long, up here -Come...
Are you okay?
I'm fine -The police are here
Just in time, let's go down
Xiao Hu...
The police are only showing up after the fight.
Take a look
You did your best.
Let's go
Unbelievable!
That's enough...
Director... I finally found you.
I didn't expect us to be on the same plane
Looks like I was lucky, not sure about you though.
You seem to have an artistic talent...
Stop!
Very good...
Try to add more emotion to it.
Now with more emotion... And Action!
- No! I will never let go of my child! - Shh, Shh...
- Eh? - There's people...
Do you know how much this is worth?
Hey! What are you doing?
What's up?
Me?
Wait!
Aside from this, is there any other recording?
I don't know...
Let's play a game then...
You like baseball?
Hurry up and spill it out...
Why are you dodging?
Stop it!
I'm sorry, my mom...
Nonsense!
Stop!
- I told you the truth... -Nonsense!
I just saw the Japanese police helping the Yakuza
What's happening to this world?
In a large herd there is always a few black sheep
-They have already become friends -You don't care?
We have to do business everyday, there's no choice but to accept it.
Do business?
The repair cost, is enough to pay the debt three times over
Meddling in others business
Blame your lousy friend...
What are you looking at?
Think you're great just because you helped me.
If you like saving people why don't you be Superman!
Stopping the Earth from spinning...
Xiao Hu... Xiao Hu...
What do you think you're doing?
Nothing, I want to study Kung Fu with Long.
No need.
From what I can tell... Your Kung Fu is great!
He's great at fighting
Fight, fight, fight...
Like you, getting beat up?
Why didn't you fight back?
Are you man?
Lady boss...
Shut up!
Scram!
Scram, scram, scram...!
Xiao Hu over here!
Auntie...
Uncle Thor gave this to me...
Xiao Hu is her nephew.
Xiao Hu's parents died in a car crash
She's staying in Japan to care of him.
Unwilling to return to Hong Kong...
She said I can't give provide for a family.
It's better to split up...
Women always say what they don't mean
So I've been waiting ten years for her...
Why do you smoke without lighting your cigarette?
She said that I look cool when smoking.
But was worried I'd die from it.
So I choose not to light it
You look cool too
Millennial Man
What news are you watching?
Banana Daily Post isn't to be trusted.
That girl of yours, I've watched many of her shows
As far as her acting...
To each their own.
But she's very pretty
Such a beauty... no way she would fall for you.
-Hey -What?
Really...
Wait a moment,
I'll show you something
This is me
Eight-pack...
That year I fought in Prat Ave with a baton against Jin Mao Zi
Haven't you heard of it?
Impressive...
I'm sleepy
Zhu-sir
The Police found Yuji Yamamoto in Tokyo Bay.
You did your best!
This is what you wanted
A corpse in Tokyo Bay
Isn't it a bit suspicious?
There was traces of drugs in his blood.
He died of a drug overdose
This is his farewell letter...
He'd done a lot of bad things.
That's why he escaped to Hong Kong, after his return...
He killed himself
Endo -san said he killed himself.
Just like that?
Japanese are really long-winded
Fine
To commit suicide...
Why didn't he do it in Hong Kong but waited for his return to Japan?
There's a Chinese proverb
"Autumn leaves fall after turning yellow"
A falling leaf returns to its roots
His whole body is covered in bruises and not bloated?
The corpse was found within eight hours
Last night the seawater was nearly freezing
That's why the corpse is not bloated
Really cold...
Big brother, he was beaten like a screaming chicken...
There must be foul play
- Endo-san - Yes?
Your hat!
Go change it
The Japanese police have found him,
Why do you care if he's dead?
Just return to Hong Kong
But pay me back first
No talk about money...
You're the Hot-Handed Detective
You can't give up that easily
Do you know how many Yamamoto's there are in Tokyo?
You've already kicked down thirty doors
You're too stubborn
Is it this fellow?
If it's not, Let's just take a look and leave
I am hungry.
We'll definitely find a clue here
I'm certain
I don't believe there is no evidence
Found anything?
I found a banana
I told you
Don't give up that easily
Help, beat it with something
No way! Dog abuse!
Just hit it
Quick... Hit it!
Doggy... Go away!
You dare not listening?
Once I lift him, just hit him!
You hit me!
Why did you hit me and not the dog?
Ouch... It's gotten a piece of my ass!
Good doggy...!
Don't move...!
Bad doggy!
Are you okay Thor?
Still alive...
But my ass is in too much pain
How long have you been on the force?
17 years
Wow... within 17 years you turned into this?
What about it?
Other people become Inspector within 17 years
Everybody has a different goals... I'm OK with this.
Long...
Fixed it!
So smart...!
This phone has been in water
All the files are right here.
But there's a video that can't be opened
I'll need some time to fix it.
Isn't this Tsukiji?
I know the place, I'll bring you there.
A great drum performance
Please give it up!
Everyone please welcome Mr. Okinawa
Chloe
Isn't that your woman?
Right
Wow, she's beautiful... really beautiful.
We here to work, be more professional
Let's go
Today's special guest... Song Chloe-San.
Hurry up, what are you guys doing?
Hurry up... Put the fish in the truck
One is missing?
Go look for it!
Why do I feel "high" after eating this?
What kind of fish is this?
There!
So delicious!
Son of a bitch, stop!
Stop!
Thor are you okay?
What happened?
Why did you fight?
Duck!
Thor
Come on!
Thor, wait up...
Ready...
Are you okay?
Wake up
Looking for a fight?
What the hell are you doing?
Grandpa, don't worry -Zhu Fu Long!
Zhu Fu Long -Come on!
What are you doing? What are you doing here?
It's okay everyone, please don't panic.
That's the fatso... who interfered with our collection.
Chloe, They attacked us -I'm working, what are you doing?
- Those are gangster -So what?
They are Yakuza
Hey... Is there any police?
Chloe...
Don't act like you're Nicholas Tse
If this was Hong Kong I'd have you arrested...
Please wait...
Chloe... Listen to me
How about you listen to me?
He is my boss, I am working
- He's Yakuza - I know!
- He's Ya... - I just came to work, I have my limits!
This is my first overseas job
Would you be satisfied if no one wants to hire me?
I don't want anything happen to you
For the last time...
What last time?
Just isten to me for once, okay?
I've always listened to you and gave in.
I don't need you to give in to me
I just need your respect
Chloe
- Leave, I'm working - Okay...
- I'm begging you just leave - Okay!
As friends...
I'm telling you...
I don't want you to mingle with bad people.
Think about it...
Thor let's get outta here.
Thor, let's go -He...
Really missed you... -Go!
- What are you guys doing? - Endo -san...
Sir, How are you?
Please forgive me.
Get in...
I got it, I understand it now...
I understand too
This guy is really staring to give me a headache.
Making everyone work extra hours.
Hurry up and go
Sorry everyone for the delay
It's okay...
It's okay, it's okay... No problem.
What a headache!
Endo-san said the Higashino Group will not sue you guys.
As for the drugs...
The Police already know...
But they have no proof.
Do you believe me?
Thank you for bailing us out
Cut the crap
I'm a 113.4 kg heavy policeman
Am I really stopping the Earth from spinning?
I always thought I act correctly.
Apparently not.
Am I actually Superman?
Or a monster?
Finally we can leave on time...
If you like saving people why don't you be Superman
Why are you doing this to me?
Want me to share the evidence room with you?
I've followed you for 10 years
I just want to have a ordinary life.
Can you give that to me?
Are you able?
There's so many things to do in life, you don't have to be an. Right?
You only have one expression from head to toe, stop forcing yourself
- He's Yakuza... - Would you be happy if no one wants to hire me?
How many times did you tell me that I could take the lead
I have something to tell you
You get off first.
Don't go, just tell me.
So simple, yet you still don't understand?
I just want to sell the restaurant and bring Xiao Hu back to Hong Kong.
You want to break up?
We separated a long time ago!
I came to Japan to wait for you for 10 years
Just saying telling me to "break up", is that reasonable?
You are so great now...?
And made a comeback.
Two days ago you wrecked my shop
And today this fish market...
You want to act as the Hot-Handed Detective?
Alright! How about you sell your chestnut stall?
Put your underwear on your head and be superman
No need to look down on my past.
- I am the Hot-Handed Detective...It's not an act. -OK, OK...
I won't argue.
After I sell the restaurant,
I'll return you the money
And we'll call it even.
You think you only owe me money?
You owe me more than that
Are you confusing right and wrong?
Alright, let me make it clear to you...
Fine, do it, the sooner the better!
All day long boasting your roasted chestnuts are the best... Best my ass!
That blonde fellows roasting technique...
If it wasn't for me watching
How else could your chestnuts be so tasty?
Don't think it's just you
All those playing mahjong with you
All the "aunties" on this street
I pay them to play with you.
They hate you, say that your character sucks
They're fighting to play with me! -Enough!
Did you two ever consider my feelings?
What do you know?
Okay
Don't be like this
Okay?
What are you doing?
I've been through this before
Even if you think I'm troublesome, I'm telling you...
This fool,
He clearly loves you so much
Even though he's a little fat and ugly,
Just saying the truth.
But he's really...
Really a great catch.
What about you?
I don't think you dislike him.
If you did then why help him roast chestnuts?
When he was beaten up the other day
You looked so worried
It's so obvious
Right?
I just want to say...
Honestly, in this world...
Not many people can wait ten years for their love
What I said is right
Hey, remember
Arguing is the pleasure of life.
Don't give up Thor
Hey, don't just leave
Go
Don't give up!
Great
You're really selling the restaurant?
Just like that.
Already changed?
Hey, what are you doing?
All the best!
Hello
What do you want?
Let's get some ramen.
Bottoms up
Chloe, Cheers!
Drink!
Keep it up...!
- Is this how you act? - Like this?
Cheers
Chloe
I have something to tell you
For a long time, I...
No talking tonight
Let's just drink, okay?
- Okay - Come
I also have something to tell you
About that night,
What you said I had already considered
Which night?
The night I confessed to your mother
That night...
I know it myself
Don't think about it.
I know I have no acting talent
You're crazy
These days the hype is all about you
The film world needs this beautiful,
great shaped,
woman with excellent acting skills.
You have many fans
Those fans were bought by you, I know...
I didn't buy them every time.
Just kidding.
Let's toast...
Damn, I said the wrong thing again
Since we care so much for each other
Why do we always fight?
Not fighting
We are just communicating with each other
Let's have another try...
We break up, then reconcile
We've been on and off so many times
The problem is that you are a cop
I've never felt a sense of security
- I feel insecure, so I scold you - I'll resign.
- I'm resigning -Don't be silly!
I'll resign
I'll open a shop just like this, alright?
I'll stay healthy, okay?
Alright?
You said it.
That's right.
It's a deal!
I promise, okay?
- Okay... - Don't lie to me!
Here
Cheers!
Cheers...!
Cheers!
Cheers...!
It's OK.
Good
Everybody is fine
Why must there be such a big earthquake?
Don't come to Tokyo next time
What's up?
Are you hurt?
Seriously?
Where?
Did you mean what you said earlier?
Of course
You're lying to me
You can't quit being a cop.
You won't be happy unless you're a cop
In this world,
There are lots of people
Who need someone like you.
Except for me.
Hello
Long what have you been doing?
A Corpse in Tokyo Bay, a fight in Tsukiji Fish Market,
Do you want to destroy the Tokyo Tower next?
No, Huang listen to me
I'm not listening!
Return to Hong Kong immediately!
Do you think you're a superhero?
You want to stop the Earth from spinning?
Are you stupid?
Hey!
Are you listening to me?
Hey!
Huang sir, you listen to me
I'm more than willing to be a fool
Than to live my life with regrets and
The Earth rotates on its own, you understand?
Dare to talk back
You are the Fool
Boss, my informant told me
The video and back-up is in Thor's hands
Then what are you guys waiting for?
The Tsukiji Fish Market leave it to me...
I can do it, Grandfather
Please sign this.
Takashi, how dare you?
It's okay...!
Goddamn it!
Sign it, already!
Sign it now!
Takashi, that's enough!
Sign it... Sign it now!
Hurry up!
Sign it quick!
Morning...
Wow!
I only came to say goodbye
Help me!
Son of a bitch
You think I can't act?
I'm a professional actress!
Calling me a bitch...
Moron!
Uncle Thor, where's Long?
I looked for him everywhere but couldn't find him
I don't know either.
I fixed the video
If there's anything else... I'll help auntie with the deliveries.
Give this to her
Okay
Do you know... How much one kilo is worth?
Yes
Hey, what are you doing?
Welcome back
Long
Where are you?
We've watched the video
It contains evidence of the Higashino Group's crimes
Where's my shirt?
All the best
Hey, Blondie!
Why did you take my phone?
My fortune depends on this phone
Roasting chestnuts day in day out...
My hands are burnt, what do I get?
You son of a bitch!
Speak Mandarin
All the best!
Christina
The evidence of their crimes is in that phone
With it we won't need to sell the restaurant
Get a move on
The evidence is here!
Just die already
The phone and your debt
Return them to us now
Christina, quickly
Go quickly!
I'm roasting...!
Christina?
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm the Hot-Handed Detective
Are you okay?
Wait!
You again!
- Thor -Don't worry...
Just a minor stab wound...
What are you doing?
I want to...
Smoke a cigarette,
I'll look handsome while dying
Men who don't smoke are handsome
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
It's bad... -I...
What do you want to say?
I want...
you to call an ambulance
I'll help uphold justice
One by one
Come on!
Officer
Good you're here
It's alright...
There's people fighting...
- It's fine, don't worry - People fighting...
Everything's OK, let's go!
Hey!
Too noisy!
Yuji's death must be linked to him
Really?
You and Takashi
Working together
In the end you're just like the Yakuza
You will pay for it eventually.
Before that happens I'll tell you
Everything was planned by me
The fart in the car was me
The one who gave Yuji to Takashi was me.
You think you're Bruce Lee?
Did you watch 《Way of the Dragon》? -What are you saying?
Bruce Lee is like this!
You don't look like him at all
Bruce Lee doesn't wear a hat
What did you record?
I hired you to as a stupid translator
To make my job easier.
You keep giving me extra work.
You're fired!
It hurts!
Wait up.
He's getting away.
This way.
It hurts!
You little brat!
Stop! -Yeah!
Stop!
Ouch...!
Chloe, where are you?
Most importantly, people are safe...
Chloe-san
Chloe-san!
Your proof is here
You scum
Long
Please don't die.
Don't die!
Long... are you alright?
What will I do if you die?
How about next time...
I won't force you to watch my shows
You don't need to give money to my mum.
What do you want to say?
You say, say it!
You're pressing...
My little bro!
Sorry...!
Here, for you
I just thought you were dead.
Fortunately the bullet missed.
Chloe-san
What?
Are you tired of living?
Chloe!
Are you alright, Chloe?
Long
Chloe
Come on...!
Come on
Hurry up...
You're under arrest!
Long, I only came to Japan to support you
Don't worry
Brothers stick together and fight together!
Damn fool, coming just now
Maggie, why are the Japanese police reacting so fast now?
Zhu-sir uploaded the evidence to the Internet
I really like my face too
Take it easy
I still want to visit the hot springs
Watch out!
Long
Hold on
Long
Come on,
Long, be careful!
Long, catch
Long, beat this little toothpick
Come on!
Look out behind you
Long!
I'm not gonna make it...!
Did you buy your license on Taobao?
Bought my license?
Long, how much longer do you want to fight?
Work harder
I can't take much longer
Look out!
He's one of ours!
Alright... It's okay now...
Don't say anything
What?
I'm not saying anything
I know, I told you not to say anything
So what do you want to say?
It's my fault...
It's not always your fault
That's enough!
Long
The Japanese police are on the way,
If you get arrested
You'll be interrogated and never get back to Hong Kong
Let's go
Take off
Hot springs
It's fine...
Don't be afraid!
Just hold on tight.
I won't let you go this time.
Most important is that people are safe!
You're holding me too tight.
Too tight, Chloe!
Don't let go!
Turns out... in this world, other than straight lines
There are curves, circles, triangles and other shapes
As in life
You can use many ways to solve a problem
Because if you learn forgiveness and respect
No matter fat or skinny
What's the difference?
Just like water
No matter what shape you are
Water will take your shape
This quote is by Zhi Fu Long... weighing 113.4 kg.
Does it matter?